marriedtothenight: rrobbedd: omg this did not actually happen SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
If you haven’t watched this, tell me the dimensions of the rock you live under.
mrcalifornia: da boi such duh betz suh hard Never fails to make me smile
tardis-impala: #how i talk about my fandoms
sextblogger: if your url has “funniest” or “humor” in it, your blog is most likely not funny
tyleroakley: AL ROKER IS STARING INTO MY SOUL.
usingtimewisely: the kid who volunteers to read and can’t pronounce 90% of the words.
toxic-ponies: friendly reminder taylor swift and adele are the same age and one of them is married and pregnant while the other is still mentally stuck in middle school
stylinbum: WHAT THE FUCK HAROLD I KNEW YOUR TORSO WAS LONG I KNEW YOUR HANDS WERE GIGANTIC BUT NOTHING PREPARED ME FOR THE SIZE OF YOUR FUCKING FEET
Feeling suicidal? Can't talk on phones?
horrorpeach: crankyskirt: IMAlive is a live online network that uses instant messaging to respond to people in crisis. People need a safe place to go during moments of crisis and intense emotional pain. https://www.imalive.org/ Holy shit this is brilliant
incendiototheworld: If you think about it, tumblr is as sassy and sarcastic as Shego from Kim Possible You know it’s true. Tumblr is Shego. i used to have a crush on her
Little Recap of the VMA's....
thatfunnyblog: Lady gaga came as a man Nicki Minaj came as Lady gaga && Jay-Z came in Beyonce Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?!
tartersass: andrewbreitel: hover to see who loves you I hovered for so long before I realized
Elementary School: Everyone is my friend! I love everyone!
Middle School: I love my group of friends!
High School: What are friends
senj0ugahara: Do you guys ever have those days you’re down for no good reason and feel like you have nothing to look forward to and every day’s just the same and you’ll never amount to anything or be important to anyone
person: you're hot
me: are you making fun of me
thecarolgause: The most captivating and meaningful romance ever captured on film, and they didn’t even need 10 minutes. brb crying my eyes out