lindsaylohanthony: rumour: BIONIC BY XTINA HAS SOLD 295K COPIES IN THE US UP TO DATE IT WAS RELEASED IN 2010
mothbooty: mothbooty: when you’re caught doing someone you’re not supposed to oh yM GOD I SAID SOMEONE BUT I MEATN SOMETHING
oil-cuntry: niggaga: nickiminajvevo: goldstuddedleather: anthagio: And I said, “Wait a minute, didn’t Lady Gaga already do that to her?” David Letterman says what we are all thinking.
princeofkokoros: what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’
princeandres: I hope the good sis Gaga delivers pussy-poppin’ anthems on her next record.
all I think about is him. “got that summertime sadness.”
beyoncebeytwice: wow of course little suzie loo mary paprika whatever df her name is can wear that brokeass hairstyle and be called cute but if i try it i’d be called ghetto ok i see how it is
i leave to mexico for 2 weeks tommorrow so i wont be on tumblr„, or any thing internet related ;-; please dont unfollow me, i’;ll bring you all a bag of purple takis.
princeandres: Telephone - Backing Vocals The...
oncelut: my neighbors are fighting and the mom just called her son an ungrateful little cocksucker and he said “that was oNE TIME” i woNDER IF HE Can HEAR M ELAUGHING
sl0thsexual: “you’ll want kids when you’re older” “when you’ve matured, you’ll want to have children” “you’ll grow out of it”
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
jellomuffins: kochira: Japan .. you win again, another useless song stuck in my head for life. the one in the yellow has so much groove though Where can I download the song?
cybergay: What its like to still be a virgin
Can’t not reblog
flamingdoodlem0nster: begyounicefrommyknees: e-pic: This is still funny…that fucking old lady!! omg yes I will never not reblog this.
videohall: A spider wouldn’t move from my monitor, so I gave him a trip into another dimension
my mother does not care about fashion
whenjewishuponastar: when i was 7 years old i had my first internet boyfriend on neopets.com he was 14 and said the age difference didnt matter and that he loved me and promised to marry me but his account got frozen like 3 days later