accutanebitch: my new therapy audiobook is intense.
nickiyuuup: London learning how to drive YES FINALLY THE VIDEO WUFBUVWOFUOI I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO GRACE MY DASHBOARD!!! THE PRNDL. WOULD YOU LIKE AMMMMMM OR FMMMMM
blaggot: I told my family if I ever go missing follow the trail of glitter and the muffled sound of poker face playing in the distance
keithmorris: i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
megustademtransformers: belphegorsbitch: alittled0cument: A day of high school students in Korea. I nearly cried. wwhat IT’S BACK SCREAMING
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imcuteunot: me @ the pool. please u jealous bitches #fallback!
thekidfromipanema: I dont think he ever blinked o.o
peruvian-diego: this gets me everytime
monstergagaholic: iliveforgagastits: Gaga...
ravenclawdia: no like the entire english hallway was inexplicably filled with pancakes
rivingtonreject: rumour: thatsmoderatelyraven: britney spears self promoting her perfume in every music video shes made Marketing genius, to be honest.
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gettbentt: randomostrichchocolates: 4 million and counting 5 million This should get to 10 million, come on people. So close to 6 omg 6 million
annawintour: this is the profile picture of a friend of mine on facebook she actually has no idea who the guy was he just came up to her and asked to do the photo and she was too scared to say no
smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen: dear florida, y’all niggas need jesus sincerely everyone that does not live in florida
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due friday
asimplisticreality: pizzaforpresident: So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain……. ..excuse me as I move to Antarctica.
666sex: YASSSS me during lunch
Madonna: I have 15 plagarism lawsuits on my record and based my entire career around other people's imagery.
Public: That's okay, we love you Madonna, you're the queen!
Lady Gaga: I had a similar chord progression to one of Madonna's songs from thirty years ago, which has been continuously used in disco music for the past 50 years.
Public: Copycat whore! You suck, we hate you plagiarist!
Nicki Minaj: I dove through some Japanese dumpster and glued anything I could find on my body just for shock value.
Public: You're a style icon! We adore your cute and quirky fashion!
Lady Gaga: I wore a meat dress as a fashion statement in connection to my ongoing DADT repeal efforts.
Public: You gross cheap attention-seeking slut! You've never stooped so low!
Rihanna: I pop my vagina to the point where I occasionally break gravitational laws on tour all over the world and have 100's of songs about sexual desires and fetishes.
Public: That's great! You're a strong female and you have a great body!
Lady Gaga: I perform my entire concert in an effort to liberate those attending and sing songs that have historical and reasonable context and I dance similar to how I danced back when I was a go-go dancer.
Public: You filthy skank! You have no respect for family values or religion! You should get cleaner and quit singing about sex!
Katy Perry: I recycle Gaga's ideas, fashion, hair color, and phases 3-6 months after her and have no discernible talent or message.
Public: That's fantastic! You're imagery is iconic and you're songs are amazing! We love you!
Lady Gaga: I consistently innovate my look and sound using occasional homage to those I was most inspired by from the 70's and 80's. I help kids far and wide be themselves and work every day towards numerous causes.
Public: Your 15 minutes is up! You're unoriginal and talentless and you have a penis! You do everything for attention and we hate you!