March 2012
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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February 2012
wiigstan:
um you know gagas like 50 feet from you right?
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
(via bronx-beat)
Watchmoriartea:
defeating:
localmyth:
god bless america
#why are you running towards me with a hammer she said
AMURIKA
Me: Damn, this shower is cold.
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ
I really fucking love potatoes. →
wowfunniestposts:
Honestly, look at these versatile mother fuckers.
They can be
Hot
Cold
Healthy
Unhealthy
Simple
Fancy
Eaten on the go
Ugh. Potato appreciation post.
THIS
POTATO. I should do a cheese appreciation post…
POTATO
funniest blog ever
General Public: Alright, what are pop music's stars up to?
Katy Perry: I released a 1 year-old song that sounds like every other song I've ever released, in a vain attempt to capitalize on my failed marriage.
Rihanna: Here's a sexy, sexy, remix of a 1 minute song with the guy who left me looking like a bruised banana three years ago.
Nicki Minaj: I wore a party city robe and toyed with Catholicism at the Grammys without really having much of a message just hours after the death of Whitney Houston.
Lady Gaga: I've been in hiding for a while but I'm getting ready to launch my new charity, called the Born This Way Foundation that will encourage a braver, kinder world.
General Public: OMG, Gaga you need to stop being such an attention whore, tranny slut, copycat whore and start being normal like the other girls. You don't see them doing stupid shit for attention.
Watchdirtywatass:
romansexorcism:
rontheunicorn:
glitterygrease:
jamesdeanforsure:
jafomonster:
This will forever be funny
^honestly
the way the guy in the chair he just like gives the “oh. shit” face.
oh my god
ngjsdgmbiosmgoda
queen of pop tbh
I remember when i first saw this on tv i died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
editbeautyrogue:
Madonna - Girl Gone Wild
annawintour:
eventually lady gaga will make a music video so long that it will be oscar nominated for best picture
