December 2011
nakedrampage:
anch0vies:
I’m so uncomfortable with my body that even if the hottest person I could think of came over to my house right now and asked to have sex with me, I would leave my shirt on
biggest gpoy tbh
infinitewinds:
why do i even like you when i know for a fact you’ll never like me back and you always ignore the fact that i care about you fml why
I need about $500 to happily shop at Jordan creek mall.
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
gay female: i'm gay
straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
gay male: i'm gay
straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
Watchthelnformationchristmasspecial:
me too
I wish I had some Monster friends I could invite...
1 tag
Lady Gaga: Hey Little Mons†ers! "Born This Way" will be my next single, it's my favorite song from the album!
Lady Gaga: "Judas" is definitely my favorite song, it will be released as a single!
Lady Gaga: I wrote "The Edge Of Glory" about my grandfather. It's my favorite song from the album.
Lady Gaga: So, my 1000th tweet is the "Yoü And I" music video, it's my favorite song from the album!
Lady Gaga: So excited to hear "Marry The Night" on the radio! My favorite song from the album!
Lady Gaga: Work it Black Jesus. Trending! Might get drunk and argue with you it's the best song on my album. #amenfashion put it on
THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY
poor katy kats. : ( lol
*TWIRLS*
born—to—die:
ew wtf is this new disney show shake it up?? ew leave plzz xo
inyourfavor-always:
butthurtbandboys:
tangoingwithmango:
thisrealityhere:
gingerrlocks:
riflesandroadhouses:
joshfransexyy:
butthurtbandboys:
australia gets christmas before america
but american gets freedom before everyone
but canada gets maple syrup before everyone
but hungarians open gifts on the 24th
but freedom
kangaroos
MAPLE SYRUP
OMG. OMG OMG I LAUGHED WAY TO HARD AT THIS.
nerdycommunity:
bringing this back..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHA OMG
dead
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg ‘why do you keep replying with gifs?’ ‘I regret nothing’ HAHAHA dead
i think nobody knows how much I’m laughing right now omg asdghldj hahahahahaha
nerdycommunity:
angel food cake
devils food cake
What's the difference between tumblr and a...
nerdycommunity:
A restaurant has servers that work.
