LIKE HOLY WINE: Archive

nakedrampage: anch0vies: I’m so uncomfortable with my body that even if the hottest person I could think of came over to my house right now and asked to have sex with me, I would leave my shirt on biggest gpoy tbh

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infinitewinds: why do i even like you when i know for a fact you’ll never like me back and you always ignore the fact that i care about you fml why

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I need about $500 to happily shop at Jordan creek mall.

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when I finally have sex

some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -

me: no I read fanfiction I got this

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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
 And let's not forget -
gay female: i'm gay
straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
gay male: i'm gay
straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.

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friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made

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thelnformationchristmasspecial: me too

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I wish I had some Monster friends I could invite...

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Lady Gaga: Hey Little Mons†ers! "Born This Way" will be my next single, it's my favorite song from the album!
Lady Gaga: "Judas" is definitely my favorite song, it will be released as a single!
Lady Gaga: I wrote "The Edge Of Glory" about my grandfather. It's my favorite song from the album.
Lady Gaga: So, my 1000th tweet is the "Yoü And I" music video, it's my favorite song from the album!
Lady Gaga: So excited to hear "Marry The Night" on the radio! My favorite song from the album!
Lady Gaga: Work it Black Jesus. Trending! Might get drunk and argue with you it's the best song on my album. #amenfashion put it on

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THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY

poor katy kats. : ( lol *TWIRLS*

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born—to—die: ew wtf is this new disney show shake it up?? ew leave plzz xo

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inyourfavor-always: butthurtbandboys: tangoingwithmango: thisrealityhere: gingerrlocks: riflesandroadhouses: joshfransexyy: butthurtbandboys: australia gets christmas before america but american gets freedom before everyone but canada gets maple syrup before everyone but hungarians open gifts on the 24th but freedom kangaroos MAPLE SYRUP

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OMG. OMG OMG I LAUGHED WAY TO HARD AT THIS.

nerdycommunity: bringing this back.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHA OMG dead HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg ‘why do you keep replying with gifs?’ ‘I regret nothing’ HAHAHA dead i think nobody knows how much I’m laughing right now omg asdghldj hahahahahaha

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