spookane: I love you no homo I love your cat no bestiality I loved my great grandma no necrophilia these cookies smell good no olfactophilia
2nuns1bible: can i have a job application i brought my own spatula
Stare at the dot for 30 seconds and the orange...
damnthatswhatshesaid: Follow Damn! That’s What She Said! for more!
That moment when you start disliking a... →
damnthatswhatshesaid: When they’re; Breathing: Walking: Asking to go to the bathroom: Eating: Talking to other people: When they talk to you: Follow Damn! That’s What She Said! for more!
doctorstalkerx3: The class where you hate everyone: The class you like because the teacher lets you eat: The class where you don’t understand anything: The class all your friends are in: The class that your crush is in: Your last class of the day: Tumblr knows my life so well :)
Arguing with others:
When I was younger: Now:
ladygagastuff: Start audio and watch the gif
thanks to me being a procrastinator, I have to finish an essay about moi, TONIGHT.