February 2012
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georgiasam:
I think of 2007 and I’m like “Yeah that was like three years ago that’s pretty recent” but then I realize
No it’s not
That was like five years ago
When did it get to be not 2010ish
What happened
The Music Industry: 2012 edition (UPDATED)
Lady Gaga: I want your whiskey mouth all over my blonde south!
Mayor Bloomberg: I just kissed Lady Gaga. TAKE THAT KINNEY!
Beyonce: I just had a baby!
Jay-Z: Okay bitch, let's name it Blue Ivy and piss off the world.
Illuminati: Blue Ivy, Illuminati's very youngest.
Fans: Is it's name Blue Ivy or Ivy Blue?
Lana Del Rey: Just flippin' my hair and spinning. Bitches like that shit.
General Public: Oh my god, this woman can't sing!
Daniel Radcliffe: Bitches, back down...NOW!
Lana Del Rey: Here's my new album...Born to Die! Don't forget to buy it - oh and fuck the United States and other places I've never heard of...you don't get the deluxe edition.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe. You a, you a stupid hoe.
Madonna: Born This Way was so Reductive.
Madonna: Fuck yeah! Interviews!
Madonna: Alright! MDNA has already gone #1 - and it hasn't even been released yet!
Madonna: Here's Give Me All Your Luvin'!
Madonna: Alright! Superbowl time!
LMFAO: Alright! Madonna's vagina touched the back of my head!
MIA: *flips off camera*
Madonna & Nicki Minaj: Bitch. No.
*Madonna disappears*
Lady Gaga: Monster Pit.
Lady Gaga: Here's the poster.
Lady Gaga: Here's the stage!
Lady Gaga: Here are some tour dates!
Lady Gaga: Oh fuck it, here's a fashion film. Enjoy!
Lady Gaga: I love this artwork my fans did!
*Envious Madonna returns*
Madonna: Alright! Here are some tour dates even though I said I wasn't doing a tour on "Anderson"! Sorry bitches, but I lied!
*Madonna goes back into cave*
Whitney Houston: Whoopsies. I died.
Nicki Minaj: Oh look at that! I'm the real Illuminati Queen!
Chris Brown: Winning grammys for beating that bitch! LIFE IS COMPLETE!
Grammy announcer #1: Adele just won a grammy!
Paul McCartney: Okay nigguhs, time to make a comeback.
Teenagers: Who's Paul McCartney and why is he so old?
Grammy announcer #2: Adele just won a grammy!
Grammy announcer #3: Adele just won a grammy!
Grammy announcer #4: Adele just won a grammy!
Nicki Minaj: Just gave Roman his exorcism. What else is going on?
Grammy announcer #5: Adele just won a grammy!
Adele: I just won every fucking grammy there is to win!
Lady Gaga: I'm done with this shit.
*Lady Gaga retreats to bat-cave to make sure all of her haters are slaving over the new perfume.*
Teenagers: Seriously, who the fuck is Paul McCartney?
Paul McCartney: Alright, a second song!
Adele: Don't worry you guys! I'm going to write an even better album, and it won't be sad because I don't want to be known as the chick with the sad love album!
*Adele goes into hiding*
Ke$ha: I finally got cleaned up from Edward Cullen's STD! NOW IM GONNA MAKE A ROCK ALBUM!
Lana Del Rey haters: Lana Del Rey's tour has been cancelled because of SNL!!!
Lana Del Rey: Niggahs, I didn't have a tour to begin with so fuck ya'll.
Katy Perry: Oh boy, now that Lady Caca and Mad-old-na are gone...I'm going to grow a penis and release a number one song. Fuck bitches, get money.
Little Monsters: JO CALDERONE YOU WHITE TRASH PIECE OF SHIT.
Katy Perry: Hater's goin' hate!
Nicki Minaj: Bitch. Stop it right there.
*Releases Starships*
*Madonna comes back from cave*
Madonna: So I'm making a new music video for "Girls Gone Wild" Don't forget to buy MDNA.
Kid: why do we have to learn this
Math teacher: because fuck you
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STACY’S MOM has got it going on
Stacy’s mom is getting arrested for statuatory rape
Stacy’s dad is filing for divorce
Stacy is struggling with depression
Oh my god.
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OMG its like she is having an orgasm because of it!
lol oh my god wut
omg its back
my parents came in on me watching this and thought it was porn
OH. MY. GOSH. Too many “That’s what she said” moments in that video to count
SHE’S BACK
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me: ok
